Ever wanted piloting classical Soviet cold war bomber TU 95 BEAR? No? Well now you can anyway. The game is complete with red stars and an ugly flight instructor with a gibberish name, a clear indication the game developers well know Russia from such movies as Rambo and that episode of Simpsons where Lisa end up in a Russian suburb of Springfield.
In this game you get to choose from a bunch of different dudes and go on a quest to save the princess, I'm not sure or what or who, from the "bad clan", what ever that means. You basically have to kill a bunch of ninja on each level in order to be able to kill more ninja next level, only with a better sword.
This game finally answers the question that wise men had been asking themselves for generations: do bugs need money? Your little green beetle will surely need some to buy armor and fighting skills if it is to survive long enough to complete the mission. Remember: it is on it's own, you can't trust other beetles. In fact, they are the ones who will attack your beetle if they get close enough.