Are you nostalgic? Just nine years ago this game made sense.
Press the down arrow key to launch you claw and reel up the gold
Help former president Bush get used to his new job making hot dogs!
You are a shark that is being experimented on and you are MAD! Use the mouse to move and the SPACE bad to bite in order to escape the evil experiments!
It's Christmas time, and Oliver the Elf has the most important Christmas task ever: paddling the penguins. How is it important, you ask? Don't. Just keep paddling the penguins.