We are ever so happy to bring you yet another connect three game, oh joy! And what could the exciting theme of this marvel of creativity be?.... No, animals? really? Yup, from lions to elephants, pandas to hippos this game's got it all! Well... actually... I just listed half the animals in the game, but there are still some you don't know!...... Unless you looked at the thumbnail....
You play as Little Red Ridding Hood, your mother has sent you into the woods to gather some apples so she can make a pie, but woe once you have done your job that meanie, The Big Bad Wolf, has scattered the fruits of your labor, i,e. the apples, throughout the forest. Now you have to pick up the apples and throw them into the basket, good luck!
First of all, HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO ME!YAY!
Now that the important part is done we can get on with the trivial stuff. You play as Dr. Fartalot, some dandy has just come to fame by performing a fart stunt, but you won't stand for that, no sir! You will eat as many vegetables as possible and then...... you will fly by thunder!!!!
Do not play this game! For the love of God don't! I'm serious! You have to control some Japanese old dude with your mouse and catch fish while avoiding the old undies! And there is a cloud that lightning comes out of if you are under it! And, well that's it really but if you value your sanity and intelligence, under no circumstance, play this game.
You are either a purple, funny looking squirrel or a purple blob who's name is Squirrel, honestly I can't tell. For some reason you are stuck atop some roman columns with swords and weird ninja star type things flying at you and coins and coins and vases popping up from bellow. Use your mouse to move and click the left button on your mouse to jump. Oh and what ever you do, don't fall of the columns.