I.T. Kid

We all know sim games right? well this is a sim that creates a camping ground and builds up to the campers whims. The more campers stay the more buildings you unlock from toilets to supermarkets, this game has it all!

I'm not really clear on the details, but you are a knight running around atop the castle wall while a huge flaming suite of armor with a club, well, clubs you and mysterious balls of flame attack you. There is also a rat thief that will drop stones if you hit him. Use the stones to upgrade your weapon and defeat the giant clubbing thing that's clubbing you.

You know that old volleyball game where two round guys play volleyball? Well this game morphs the round guys into butlers and the ball into a teapot, oh and adds "classy" music and a stereotyped background as well as sports commentary, of sorts.

First of all, HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO ME!YAY!

Now that the important part is done we can get on with the trivial stuff. You play as Dr. Fartalot, some dandy has just come to fame by performing a fart stunt, but you won't stand for that, no sir! You will eat as many vegetables as possible and then...... you will fly by thunder!!!!

Do not play this game! For the love of God don't! I'm serious! You have to control some Japanese old dude with your mouse and catch fish while avoiding the old undies! And there is a cloud that lightning comes out of if you are under it! And, well that's it really but if you value your sanity and intelligence, under no circumstance, play this game.

You are in what I take to be a space ship, your only goal in not to stop, 'cause when you do it's game over! Use the arrow keys to move from side to side and the space bar to speed up and collect boosts that make you go faster or give you extra points, but avoid the ones that explode on contact!

You are either a purple, funny looking squirrel or a purple blob who's name is Squirrel, honestly I can't tell. For some reason you are stuck atop some roman columns with swords and weird ninja star type things flying at you and coins and coins and vases popping up from bellow. Use your mouse to move and click the left button on your mouse to jump. Oh and what ever you do, don't fall of the columns.

Even dreamed of a high speed chase while you shoot up and run over everything in sight? Well here's your chance in the ultimate road rage game of blood, bullets and speed!

Okay, who gave the hamsters machine guns? and how did Mr Paranoid get their paws on jet packs? and how is it even possible that the sound trek got worse??? On the bright side Fuzzy has more cool moves and more modes to play on, this isn't just about blood and gore anymore! it's all action!!!.... okay, so it's still about the blood and guts flying every where, but it does have action!

An even greater game with an even worse sound trek, and I didn't think it was possible, go figure. This time Fuzzy is in the pet store, and Mr Paranoid(mice) is back with reinforcements! And as always the threat of death looms over our dear Fuzzy, it's do or die! ........... unless you just want to see as much gore as possible, then you can play on "free" mode in till the walls turn red and you turn blue.

Possibly the greatest game ever made, aside from the ear splitting sound trek. You play as Fuzzy, the cat, who has only 30 seconds to live, kill Mr Paranoid,(the mice) to earn more time for Fuzzy to live. Once the timer reaches zero Fuzzy will explode in bloody gore.

You are a cop sent to take care of a bank robbery, armed only with a revolver(I think it's a revolver 'cause you get 6 bullets every time you reload) you have to shoot your way into the bank, through the bank and into the vault and then kill everyone in the vault, this'll be a cake walk.

WARNING: The music and graphics on this game are so bad your brain will bleed, play at your own risk