I.T. Kid

First of all, HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO ME!YAY!

Now that the important part is done we can get on with the trivial stuff. You play as Dr.Fartalot, some dandy has just come to fame by performing a fart stunt, but you won't stand for that, no sir! You will eat as many vegetables as possible and then......you will fly by thunder!!!!

Do not play this game! For the love of God don't! I'm serious! You have to control some Japanese old dude with your mouse and catch fish while avoiding the old undies! And there is a cloud that lightning comes out of if you are under it! And, well that's it really but if you value your sanity and intelligence, under no circumstance, play this game.

You are in what I take to be a space ship, your only goal in not to stop, 'cause when you do it's game over! Use the arrow keys to move from side to side and the space bar to speed up and collect boosts that make you go faster or give you extra points, but avoid the ones that explode on contact!

You are either a purple, funny looking squirrel or a purple blob who's name is Squirrel, honestly I can't tell. For some reason you are stuck atop some roman columns with swords and weird ninja star type things flying at you and coins and coins and vases popping up from bellow. Use your mouse to move and click the left button on your mouse to jump. Oh and what ever you do, don't fall of the columns.

Even dreamed of a high speed chase while you shoot up and run over everything in sight? Well here's your chance in the ultimate road rage game of blood, bullets and speed!