I.T. Kid

One of the most pointless and annoying games ever, Sleep is a game that gives you a countdown, 3,2,1, then shows a quick image of a random number of moving "stars" that are in reality just a bunch of dots and then asks you to guess how many there where before your time runs out.

We all know sim games right? well this is a sim that creates a camping ground and builds up to the campers whims. The more campers stay the more buildings you unlock from toilets to supermarkets, this game has it all!

I'm not really clear on the details, but you are a knight running around atop the castle wall while a huge flaming suite of armor with a club, well, clubs you and mysterious balls of flame attack you. There is also a rat thief that will drop stones if you hit him. Use the stones to upgrade your weapon and defeat the giant clubbing thing that's clubbing you.

You know that old volleyball game where two round guys play volleyball? Well this game morphs the round guys into butlers and the ball into a teapot, oh and adds "classy" music and a stereotyped background as well as sports commentary, of sorts.

First of all, HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO ME!YAY!

Now that the important part is done we can get on with the trivial stuff. You play as Dr.Fartalot, some dandy has just come to fame by performing a fart stunt, but you won't stand for that, no sir! You will eat as many vegetables as possible and then......you will fly by thunder!!!!